Globor's been busy

Terribly sorry, but there's been so much work for me lately. Feeding the poor is hard work. Especially when it's me who's doing the feeding.

Rebranding

The old Globor is dead.

I tire of eating the horse-flavoured flesh of humans. The law is constantly after me, and it's a real date killer. As such I have decided to just eat horse, and squab, be it domestic or wild, and instead focus on other things, like music and literature, and most of all, fine wine.

That being said, I won't be drinking anything from this guy (from Liam's blog)

As requested

A recent photo of a trip to London. Some people call seagulls flying rats. I call them squabtacular!

The Perils of Blogging

In my few short days as a blogger, I've been overwhelmed by the pressure to produce text for the blog, known as "feeding the monster". Ironically, I've recently enjoyed the company of some delightful german tourists on their way to Banff, but I was unable to eat them on account of concentrating on what I should be saying to my loyal reader.

To be honest, I really don't have a very interesting life. Sure, I cross the globe in search of nice, tasty people, but that's just as routine as tossing a plastic tray of Lean Cuisine in the microwave. This monster has realised he doesn't have much to say to you people out there.

From the Mailbag

As you would imagine, I get a lot of mail. Mostly pleas for clemency, this mail keeps me grounded and makes it easier for me to plan for my next meal.

However, some people confuse me with a cannibal. Bob from San Antonio Texas writes, "Globor, take me, please leave me family! I'm meal enough for all of them! Let me be your cannibalistic sacrifice."

Bob, I am not strictly speaking a cannibal. I do eat people, but I'm not human. Cannibals are humans who eat humans, which I personally find disgusting. If there were any other Globors, I would certainly never eat one of them!

I hope this clears things up. And Bob, you should clear your schedule after next thursday.

Welcome!

Please enjoy my private diary, where my most private thoughts and my tales of eating everyone on the planet will be revealed. One day, only I will read my blog!!!